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State of the art schizoposting.

Founded in 1998, we have been hard at work ever since to bring your schizo post ideas to reality. With a team of severely mentally ill individuals, we are able to create schizo posts for cheaply and reliably.
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High Quality shizoposts for your convenience
Colourful team of mentally ill posters We see everybody as being able to bring something to society, nobody should be left behind. Thanks to this mindset, we are able to employ a wide variety of clinically insane people who have been deemed unsafe for society.
24/7 Schizo Support Our operations have been up and running 24/7 since 1998. To build trust with our customers, we have invested in creating an environment where we have no downtime. Our latest outtage in our service occurred in 2002, not many companies will proudly state their most recent outtage!
Customization We offer a wide variety of flavours for our schizo posts. You can hand pick your schizophrenic poster from a variety of different individuals. This ensures that your schizo post is hand tailored for your needs. Anything you want will be delivered to the best of our abilities, no questions asked.

Professional experience

We worked with the Central Intelligence Agency to create widespread distrust in the sytem during the 2008 crash.
Worked with random imageboard users in order to destroy various general threads
Worked with various law enforcement agencies to cause massive damage to society.
Infiltrated multiple IRC servers and destroyed them from the inside.

Check the most common questions

What is your goal with this service?
Our goal is to alter the web. We believe that anybody should be allowed online, even those with mental disorders. You should not be allowed to block someone from talking with other people simply because they view the world entirely differently and are out of touch with reality.
When were you established?
Established in 1998, a different time. Although we began setting our roots down in 1998, we've adapted with the times. New schizophrenics are hired every year to keep the posts feeling fresh and unique.
Why would you riP OFF my SITE DESIGN... YOU @%$& assholes I paid for MY SITE... wHAt the @!& IS WRONG with you this was MY idea you cant JUST steal my company from??? me IM going to sue yOU no YOU.. cant record?? what im. saying RIGHT now what the &%! is WRONG With YOU?
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